spooktaculous !

nice costume.. very creative

these are clothes i used to wear

im going as the old me

my girlfriends boyfriend

I walked into the store

I need some goods
well, what are you looking for?
Im the guy who has yet to buy his girlfriend flowers
well, how long has it been?
well.. a year
well, i never!
hey lady, dont dehumanize me with your flowers, i came here for a good time!

my guess is, the office had an exciting delivery

somebody has the best boyfriend ever

soles perfect storm

My old alligator ship shoes have been stressin me to unrest!

workin in em is way too much..

I figure its all in the pressure point design
its a heel wedge 3/4 to the front

and it makes me feel like throwin up
and my feet were so sore from wearin em, i couldnt even get to sleep

anyways, before work, I went down to the store for inserts

from Dr. Scholl

I stood up on the ol Dr. machine maself

a couple balancing calibrations

stand on this foot, line up the medicine

stand on this foot, you are doing well

I thought I was getting a physical..

then it asks 'are you under 180 lbs?'

the only option on a touch screen is 'yes'

'Dr. Scholl has concluded that for corrrect support you should get the 130's'

right next to the 110's, and 120's, there were no 130's

stocks of every other size as high as 430's

should I go against the doctors wishes, and try the 120's?

or even push my luck and try some 110's?

I bet I could get away with some of those for a while..

but for $50!

I dont think so..

so..

I went two isles over for the slouch variety

$4.44

three pennies away from a tenth the cost aint bad

(after hst, huck thew)

I love em

F U Dr S

the one size fits all suit me fine

Fathers Day Comes Early

i am going to be a dad
sometime mid march 2011

working on my moustache
and dadlike wisdom

i've already spent some time with phrases like "no" and "my, this is lovely weather we're having for this time of year.."

i'm also pretty sure i could take most of the dads on my street..

when my new little friend is born, i'll get him/her a wallet
with at least five pictures of me in it

pictures of me smiling
pictures of me laughing
pictures of me saying "i'm proud of you"
pictures of me building a fence
and pictures of me giving a sturdy handshake whilst engaged in a bout of hearty, yet affirmative, eye contact

one day when (s)he's ready, (s)he'll say, "wanna see some pictures of my dad?"

others will look at those pictures and say, "i wanna meet that dad.."



a few days ago, we went to the hospital to get our first baby picture





when i was granted access to the room
it was like i had entered a darkly lit spaceship



head heavy alien, pokin away at my lady
real time scenes of my unborn child in cross cut 2D display
heart beating
melting into face with hollow eye sockets
a spine
a powerful spine..
scanning along a femur
onto fingers and moving hands
moving hands!
those legs are moving too!
amazing!
heart beating!
135 bpm!

heart beating..

the only document we got to keep was a blurry xerox of the spine, and bean



i am exploding