soles perfect storm

My old alligator ship shoes have been stressin me to unrest!

workin in em is way too much..

I figure its all in the pressure point design
its a heel wedge 3/4 to the front

and it makes me feel like throwin up
and my feet were so sore from wearin em, i couldnt even get to sleep

anyways, before work, I went down to the store for inserts

from Dr. Scholl

I stood up on the ol Dr. machine maself

a couple balancing calibrations

stand on this foot, line up the medicine

stand on this foot, you are doing well

I thought I was getting a physical..

then it asks 'are you under 180 lbs?'

the only option on a touch screen is 'yes'

'Dr. Scholl has concluded that for corrrect support you should get the 130's'

right next to the 110's, and 120's, there were no 130's

stocks of every other size as high as 430's

should I go against the doctors wishes, and try the 120's?

or even push my luck and try some 110's?

I bet I could get away with some of those for a while..

but for $50!

I dont think so..

so..

I went two isles over for the slouch variety

$4.44

three pennies away from a tenth the cost aint bad

(after hst, huck thew)

I love em

F U Dr S

the one size fits all suit me fine